After a long period of silence my computer joke collection starts to grow again. The first newcomers are:
Two groups of computer experts determined the gender of computers. Their results could not differ more.
more A pastor of a church, who was previously a sailor, was very aware that ships are addressed as she and her. He often wondered what gender computers should be addressed.Ten little UNIX lines … are the beginning of a statment to SCOs lawsuit against Linux.
more A nursery rhyme shows obviously, that McBride acts untruthfully.The energetic lego team performs harddisk tuning. The art of work is astonishing!
more The harddisk becomes slower. Everybody knows it. Now professional help is needed. Now Lego comes into the cameSome well known comparisons of operating systems to common things are now available on nolte-net.de: beers, air lines.
Nolte-net.de got a new design. Its totally based on cascading style sheets (CSS). Pages are loaded faster and accessibility is even better.
It is not the ultimate design, but a small step into the right direction.
You will find jokes, funny novels and cartoons about Microsoft and computers in general on Nicks Surfboard.
Furthermore there are many photographs in the galleries, i. e. containing our highbed. Some information about us and several links are provided too.